GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And th